Wanted: NEW ROOMMATE!
    Hey I'm looking for a roommate to help around with the house and pay the bills, I hope your interested? We will have lots of fun but I must warn I'm a little off I just escaped from coco nest, but I'm not crazy OK! GET IT! Another thing, you can't have tv it works on my nerves, your phone needs to be on silent always or I will for some reason stab you lol my little ticks, but nothing to worry about. Never thing, nobody can't over I hate having company over because I don't like being bothered and another little thing if you ever call them on me I will nail your hand to the wall. GREAT LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU!
    CALL ME: 1-444-IM-NOT-CRAZY!